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What the hell was this person thinking? Hey I'll shove this giant rubber thing in my car and no one will notice. How did he park with this thing? Did he put it in the car for safe keeping? "Yo Dude, don't leave that on top of the car. Someone might steal it."
WTH?

Please Do It!!

I live in a small town that is near the state line, so we have a lot of 18 wheelers that go through town. This morning I was pulling up to the red light and there was a shiny, red, low-rider truck in front of me and an 18 wheeler in front of him. The 18 wheeler was attempting a right hand turn. The red truck pulled right up behind him and I stayed back about 20-30 feet. You see there is a utility pole on the right and it is very hard for a large truck to turn there without having to back up. Low and behold the 18 wheeler starts backing up. I sit and wait for the red truck to back up. I wait and wait. The 18 wheeler is getting closer and closer to the red truck. Finally, just when I think he's going to get squished, he backs up. A little. Now remember I've left about 2-3 car lengths between him and me, so there's plenty of room. He just refuses to move.

I know it sounds mean, but I was almost anxiously awaiting the crunch. I didn't want anyone to get hurt, just some metal cracked. When the red truck finally turns I see inside a teenage boy driver. UGH! I was tempted to pull up beside him and offer him a stupid sign. Hee Hee.

Have you seen?

Have you seen the new Burger King commercial for their apple fries? It shows 'the king' coming home to his family. Him in his kingly robes and giant plastic head to his normal wife and daughter and his little plastic head son.

The bottom of the screen reads "Dramatization"

I'm sorry. I didn't realize that there were people out there that thought the king with the plastic head was real. Come on. It's really necessary to put this? Of course I hate to point out that if there are people that need to read it then they are only going to assume that it means that perhaps those aren't the king's REAL family, just actors.

What?

I'm watching this commercial where this lady bites a pair of golf clubs and bends them in half. Then she ribs the convertible top off a car with her teeth. Then tears a tire into shreds. All with her teeth. It's an orbitz gum commercial.
Here's the kicker. Half way through the commercial, in small print, it says Do Not Attempt.
WHAT? Do Not Attempt. Helloooo? Is this necessary? And if it is, do you think those stupid people are reading the tiny little letters at the bottom of the screen? NOOOOO. They're sitting there thinking "Hey cool. If I get some Orbitz gum then I'll have Superteeth. Hey dude, let's go get some, I wanna go rip the tires off Bob's car."
Again, I'm like WHAT?

WTF?

So I'm driving down the expressway, going about 80, along with everyone else. The speedlimit is 70. So we're crusing along and everyone spot a cop on the median. well, most people start taking their foot off the gas. Although at this point he's already zapped someone so it's a lost cause. Suddenly the mustang in front of me (in the fast lane) 'spots' the cop. We're directly across from him. He slams on his brakes. Got that? We're doing 80 on the expressway and he slams on his brakes. He slams on his freakin' brakes. So I have to slam on mine (there's no way to get over yet). I'm all like WTF? I swerve over to the next lane and look in my rearview mirror and guess who gets pulled over? Yep, the mustang. I'm guessing it wasn't for speeding. LOL How about for trying to cause a freakin pile up so that you don't get a freakin' speeding ticket!!
Again I say WTF? Of course since no one was hurt I was cracking up.