Thursday, June 26, 2008


I'm watching this commercial where this lady bites a pair of golf clubs and bends them in half. Then she ribs the convertible top off a car with her teeth. Then tears a tire into shreds. All with her teeth. It's an orbitz gum commercial.
Here's the kicker. Half way through the commercial, in small print, it says Do Not Attempt.
WHAT? Do Not Attempt. Helloooo? Is this necessary? And if it is, do you think those stupid people are reading the tiny little letters at the bottom of the screen? NOOOOO. They're sitting there thinking "Hey cool. If I get some Orbitz gum then I'll have Superteeth. Hey dude, let's go get some, I wanna go rip the tires off Bob's car."
Again, I'm like WHAT?

Tuesday, June 17, 2008


So I'm driving down the expressway, going about 80, along with everyone else. The speedlimit is 70. So we're crusing along and everyone spot a cop on the median. well, most people start taking their foot off the gas. Although at this point he's already zapped someone so it's a lost cause. Suddenly the mustang in front of me (in the fast lane) 'spots' the cop. We're directly across from him. He slams on his brakes. Got that? We're doing 80 on the expressway and he slams on his brakes. He slams on his freakin' brakes. So I have to slam on mine (there's no way to get over yet). I'm all like WTF? I swerve over to the next lane and look in my rearview mirror and guess who gets pulled over? Yep, the mustang. I'm guessing it wasn't for speeding. LOL How about for trying to cause a freakin pile up so that you don't get a freakin' speeding ticket!!
Again I say WTF? Of course since no one was hurt I was cracking up.