Again Warning Labels

Do not put child in basket. Remove child before folding.---These were on a stroller. And this is a problem? Well Sally's in the seat so let's put Tommy in the basket. (Tommy goes crashing to the ground) Guess I should have read the warning label. Hurry up get in the car. I'll put the stroller in the back. (An hour later) where's Tommy?

Do not use while sleeping. --On a hairdryer. I know I always sleepdry my hair. Forget sleep walking. I can set the house on fire in my sleep.

For external use only --On a curling iron I don't even want to know why they had to put that. OMG!

Again with

the warning labels. Label on a Razor scooter: this object moves while in use.
No S***! It's a scooter, it has WHEELS!

What?

I'm watching this commercial where this lady bites a pair of golf clubs and bends them in half. Then she ribs the convertible top off a car with her teeth. Then tears a tire into shreds. All with her teeth. It's an orbitz gum commercial.
Here's the kicker. Half way through the commercial, in small print, it says Do Not Attempt.
WHAT? Do Not Attempt. Helloooo? Is this necessary? And if it is, do you think those stupid people are reading the tiny little letters at the bottom of the screen? NOOOOO. They're sitting there thinking "Hey cool. If I get some Orbitz gum then I'll have Superteeth. Hey dude, let's go get some, I wanna go rip the tires off Bob's car."
Again, I'm like WHAT?