So maybe he wasn't in the middle of the ocean, but the 30 something year old man claims he fell overboard. Off a cruise ship. AND no one noticed. (No one on that ship had been reported missing.
Here's the story.
I'm curious as to how someone falls over the tall railing by accident. Hey dude, what were you doing up on the railing? And who are you that no one gives a rat's ass what happened to you? You're missing for several days and no one says, "Hey where's Bob?"
I get it. You're never in the same bed twice? Or maybe you stay so freakin' drunk that no one, not even you, is sure how you got whereever you are?
Hmmmm, the whole story sounds messed up to me. Start talking dude.