Saturday, January 12, 2008

Thoughts in my head

If the Waffle House (a southern restaurant) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that it can be 70 degrees in the house and if the sun is out it feels warm but if it's cloudy then it feels cold? It's still the same freakin' temperature!!!!

Label on shampoo: Do not store below 40 degrees. Question: How often do you freeze your shampoo?

Why do we tell our kids nite nite don't let the bed bugs bite and then expect them to sleep (with the imaginary bugs) oh but by the way there are no monsters. What?

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